Steel Panther - Why Can't You Trust Me

I want you to know one thing You ain't getting an engagement ring, yeah So if you want to keep being with me Oh, you've got to give me just a little, little more space Stop chasing me around all over the place And checking all the comments on damn Myspace And acting like a fricking nut Why can't you trust me baby? Why can't you trust me baby? So I did a little blow, get off my back It's not like I'm smoking crack Why can't you trust me baby? I want to tell you just one thing more Don't treat me like a dirty man whore, yeah 'Cause I can walk right out your Mum's front door Oh, you better treat me with a little, a little respect Before I go Chris Brown and punch you in the neck Keep your insecurities at fucking check Before I fuck all your ugly friends, yeah [ Lyrics from: ] Why can't you trust me baby? Why can't you trust me baby? I must have caught something from the toilet seat You know that I would never cheat Why can't you trust me baby? Why can't you trust me baby? If you think I'll mess around then get a grip Or you're gonna get a big fat lip I tell you everything I do Is always gonna be for you But you never hear a word You treat me like a fricking turd Just like a big, juicy turd, yeah, yeah You better open up your eyes and shut your trap I ain't putting up with anymore of your crap Stop threatening the bitches on my Facebook page Or I'm gonna rip your head off in a cocaine rage Why you gotta check my prison history? Baby, why can't we just let it be a mystery? Besides, everybody knows it was you That blew Justin Bieber at the petting zoo Why can't you trust me baby? Why can't you trust me baby? I wrote a little song so you understand I don't cheat like the rest of the band Why can't you trust me baby? Why can't you trust me baby? Our love is fragile like a piece of glass Don't make me drop your big, fat ass