Electric Six - The New Shampoo

The secret ingredient in the new shampoo, It's good enough for me, and it's good enough for you, You've done Head & Shoulders, and you've done Selsun Blue, Now start washing your hair with the new shampoo I see the pictures of young men just like me Washing their hair, being everything I want to be, I get excited seeing young men just like me Becoming clean Suckin' out the juice of the new shampoo, Now there's nothing left for me, and there's nothing left for you, They have to do something now there's nothing left to do, It's the remarkable sighns of the new shampoo I see the men in the locker rooms with me, Rinsing and toweling with such urgency, I see the men showering next to me, I'm becoming a queen Whack! Whack! Coming all whack! x 8 Running out of supplies of the new shampoo, They’re running out in Shanghai & in Kalamazoo, So come on over, give the Devil his due, Cause he's the inventor of the new shampoo Give me a mirror, So I can finally see me becoming Who I want to be, Now my hair is making A mockery of me