Birth Control - Right Place, Wrong Time

I just don't get it Why does that always happen to me? I'm a shit magnet? Is there a slight chance the might be right? Why don't you shut up? I bet you'll be the next to draw blank And in a nutshell: Tomorrow I'll be laughing wait and see I'll be rich, I'll be famous, Walking on the sunny side And you'll go green with envy Cal me naive call me a dreamer Call me anything you want But patience is a virtue In the right place only at the wrong time It's a perfect timing again In the right place only at the wrong time And now the shit hits the fan In the right place only at the wrong time I'm clueless but I'll draw up the plan In the right place only at the wrong time Want some bad luck? I'm your man! Hate to admit it It really looks like I attract bad luck It's not bad timing Misfortune's always coming my way You keep insisting It's my fault and call me Charlie Brown Take my word for it You really do not own luck of draw I'll be rich, famous, lucky, Walking on the sunny side And I will see your jaw drop Please talk behind my back feel free to ROFL And patience is virtue In the right place only at the wrong time It's a perfect timing again In the right place only at the wrong time And now the shit hits the fan In the right place only at the wrong time I'm clueless but I'll draw up the plan In the right place only at the wrong time Want some bad luck? I'm your man! But I can't seem to see the wood from the trees I'm barking up the wrong one For as the question so the answer Please! I sit up and beg I get on my knees Please hear my plea for reprieve. I quit! (guitar talkbox) Stay cool! Have a cigar and drink I will not leave you out in the rain I offer you a deal you cannot resist It only costs you your soul What do you think? (Nossi) Done deal! I'll be right back. Back from hell... In the right place only at the wrong time It's a perfect timing again In the right place only at the wrong time And now the shit hits the fan In the right place only at the wrong time I'm clueless but I'll draw up the plan In the right place only at the wrong time Want some bad luck? I'm your man! (Sascha Kuhn)