R.E.M. - Crush with Eyeliner

I know you I know you've seen her She's a sad tomato She's three miles of bad road Walking down the street Will I never meet her? She's a real woman-child Oh my kiss breath turpentine I am smitten I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing) Have you seen her come around? My crush with eyeliner I'm in like. I'm infatuated. It's all too much-the pressure. She's all that I can take What position should I wear? Cop an attitude? (you faker) How can I convince her? (Faker) That I'm invented too, yeah I am smitten I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing) We all invent ourselves and, uh, you know me Yeah, she's a sad tomato She's three miles of bad road She's her own invention (She's her own invention) That gets me in the throat What can I make myself be? Life is strange, yeah (Life is strange) What can I make myself be (Fake her) To make her mine? I am smitten I'll do anything (I'll do anything) A kiss breath turpentine, my crush with eyeliner I am smitten You know me (Yeah, you know me) I could be your Frankenstein my crush with eyeliner I am smitten I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing) Won't you be my valentine? My crush with eyeliner