Electric Light Orchestra - The Diary O Horace Wimp

Monday: Late again, today, he'd be in trouble though He'd say he was sorry, he'd have to hurry out the bus Tuesday: Horace was so sad, he'd never had a girl that he could care for, and if he was late once more, he'd be out [Chorus:] Don't be afraid, just knock on the door Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin' Then a voice from above said "Horace Wimp, this is your life Go out and find yourself a wife Make a stand and be a man And you will have a great life plan" Wednesday: Horace met a girl, she was small And she was very pretty, he thought he was in love, he was afraid Thursday: Asks her for a date, the cafe down the street tomorrow evening, his head was reeling When she said "Yes O.K." [Repeat Chorus] Friday: Horace, this is it, he asks the girl if maybe They could marry, when she says "gladly" Horace cries Sunday: Everybody's at the church, when Horace rushes in And says "Now here come my wife For the rest of my life" And she did Don't be afraid, just knock on the door Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin' Then a voice from above said "Horace Wimp, this is your wife Go out and find yourself a life Make a stand and be a man And you will have a great life plan" Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday (Horace Wimp, Horace Wimp, Horace Wimp, Horace Wimp)