Eminem - We Made You (Gangsta Fun)

(CHORUS) When you walked through the door It was clear to me (clear to me) You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You're a … rock star (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you) We're the ones who made you (VERSE ONE) Back by popular demand Now pop a little Zantac or ant'-acid if you can You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand? Well look at all the massive masses in the stands Shady man… no don't massacre the fans Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands On her massive Gluteus maximus again Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend Can he come back as nasty as he can Yes he can, can, don't ask me this again He does not mean to lesbian offend But Lindsay please come back to seeing men Samantha's a 2, You're practically a 10 I know you want me girl, In fact I see your grin (Now come in girl) (CHORUS) When you walked through the door It was clear to me (clear to me) You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You're a … rock star (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you) We're the ones who made you (VERSE TWO) The enforcer, looking for more women to torture Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her Sorry Portia, but what's Ellen DeGeneres Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness? Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 Xenadrine And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then Nail her, 'Baby say hello to my little friend' Brit f'rget K-Fed let's cut off the middle man Forget him or your gonna end up in the hospital again And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge Forget them other men, girl pay them little atten-tion A little did I mention, that Jennifer's in- Love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench Man I swear them other guys you give 'em an inch They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim [ From: ] (CHORUS) When you walked through the door It was clear to me (clear to me) You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You're a … rock star (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you) We're the ones who made you (VERSE THREE) And that's why… my love You'll never live without, I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out And baby, you know, you know you want me too Don't try to deny it baby, I'm the only one for you Damn girl I'm beginning to sprout an Alfalfa Why should I wash my filthy mouth out You think that's bad you should hear the rest of my album Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia Man Cash, I don't mean to mess up your gal but Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth(brrp) Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt Looking like someone shrinked his outfit I think he's about to flip Jessica rest assure, Superman's here to rescue ya Can you blame me? You're my Amy, I'm your Blake Matter fact make me a birthday cake With a saw blade in it to make my jail break Baby, I think you just met your soul mate (Now break it down girl) (CHORUS) When you walked through the door It was clear to me (clea