Ninja Sex Party - Release The Kraken

[Spoken Intro: Danny Sexbang, Arin Hanson] King Danny, the realm is under attack! My God... the day has finally come. It is time to release the Kraken! [Verse 1: Danny Sexbang] Look in the distance Beyond the castle gates The armies of the damned have come On the horizon They gather beneath the blood-red sun The blood-red sun A thousand warriors Demons and orcs Charging like a tornado But they will never know That their death awaits in waves below In the waves below [Spoken Interlude 1: Danny Sexbang] We must now unleash the monster May God forgive us! [Chorus: Danny Sexbang, Brian Wecht] Release the Kraken! Hey, guys! The tolling of the iron bell Release the Kraken! I'm the Kraken! Rising from the depths of hell Graaaah-ack! *coughing* Does anyone have a Lozenge? [Verse 2: Danny Sexbang] Out on the battlefield The armies collide And hundreds die where they stand In screaming agony The shadow of war across the land All across the land Now let's end the fight It's time to decide Whose blood will finally be spilled Our secret weapon A specter of hate who's born to kill He was born to kill [Spoken Interlude 2: Danny Sexbang] The time is now! Go forth, Kraken! Leave nothing but corpses! [Chorus: Danny Sexbang, Brian Wecht] Release the Kraken! I'm in a song! A creature of Satanic rage Release the Kraken! Who wants sandwiches? Bursting from its sunken cave [Guitar Solo] [Spoken Interlude 3: Arin Hanson, Brian Wecht] Release the Kraken! Hey, look, I found a bell! [Chorus: Danny Sexbang, Brian Wecht] Release the Kraken! DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING! Impervious to sword and bow Release the Kraken! I've got a splinter Death incarnate from below Release the Kraken! Oops, I falled over! All shall drown in his domain Release the Kraken! Splishy-splashy! The harbinger of fear and pain [Spoken Outro: Danny Sexbang, Brian Wecht] Well, you did nothing. The war is lost. Thanks, Kraken You're welcome!