Steel Panther - Just Like Tiger Woods

If you don't golf that's okay You can be a tiger anyway Lie through your teeth when things get tough Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah If you wanna be like Tiger Woods Fertilizing ladies in the neighborhood Get real rich and you will find All the hot chicks will want to grind If you wanna be like Tiger Woods Grip that shaft like you know you should Get a platinum card, it will be all good The girls will want you just like Tiger Woods Remember this when you're having fun Three holes are better than a hole in one, yeah If the word gets out don't be afraid When a 9 iron's heading for your escalade, yeah yeah [ Lyrics from: ] If you wanna be like Tiger Woods Filling all the divots in the neighborhood Don't think about those three foot putts And cover your tracks when you're banging them sluts If you wanna be like Tiger Woods Text messages are never good Nail the girl at the driving range Your life will change, just like Tiger Woods Have your best friend book all your flights Tell your wife that you're golfing nights Get a call girl and maybe just chill Be willing to part with a 100 mil Bang a new pornstar every day Tell your sponsors it will be okay Surprise them all with an invitation To a viewing of your first double penetration, yeah If you wanna be like Tiger Woods Poking all the holes in the neighborhood Tell your wife how it's gonna be Your driver is community property If you wanna be like Tiger Woods, Brett Favre did it, so you know you could! Become the king of your neighborhood Like Steel Panther and Tiger Woods Just like Tiger Woods! oh yeah yeah