TEAMHEADKICK - In The Borderlands

On the edge of the world, as the dust rolls in, Where the tumble weeds blow is where we begin 4 new comers step off the bus got to prepare, this is dangerous The land is infested with Tons of Skags, Little midgets shooting shotguns, making me laugh, Bandits, and Brutes, and Armored Crabs, Bugs, Zombies, and turret blasts, Were on a mission, got to get to the vault though Im packed and strapped, kinda feeling like Rambo A whole bunch of raiders, killers, and thieves, Get anything you want from the vending machines. Spend half of my day fixing up Clap Traps, Evening comes around Im huntin down Rakks, You can be a hunter, if thats your thing Walkin around New Haven tossin out the blood wing This barren wastland can be so tough, Gotta Run and Gun to get my stats up Cant be afraid to strafe and shoot Mad Treasure huntin skills, always picking up loot Well I suppose I should kill 9 toes right quick, And since I be beserkin you know I use my fists, Lighting up my wrists with an elephant gun, Its a Jacobs bitch, one shot and your done So lets gear up its time to get ready Tossing out grenades here comes the bouncing bettie Serving up roadkill, as I drive Old School blaster master is the color of my ride Got a itchy trigger finger, ah huh a little bit Sniper blastin out steady with the critical hit Pandora is the name of this crazy world, Got to stop and get some food for crazy Earl, Down We Go, Huntin in the sand Anything can happen, and does, in the Borderlands. Doing tons of jobs, because Im well paid Gotta kill Scar off, and get back TKs Leg This rocket launcher here is always explosive, Change the Ammo right quick, then we go to corrosive These back wood folks they shoot like retards, Duck behind some cover let the shields recharge Then pop back blastin because Im mental So many guns its like I live in south Central That Bad Mo Fo left a hole in my head, Gotta respawn, see doctor Zed Bought a new assault rifle, its getting hectic, Level 50 son, you know that Im Epic And when the game is over what do you do, Get ready for a challenge in the playthrough 2 I got a whole bunch of guns, and I use both hands, This is how we do it in the Borderlands.