D12 - Lies & Rumors

CHORUS: They say that one little lie turns into another. Then you go and cheat By the time you know it, you all wrapped up in a whole bunch of seaweed You should listen to your mama and listen to your daddy when they try to speak And tell you that there s just too many fishes in the sea. No, no, no, no, no, no no no . No, no, no, no, no, no no no . No, no, no, no, no, no no no . No, no, no, no, no, no no no . No, no, no, no, no, no no no . No, no, no, no, no, no no no . No, no, no, no, no, no no no . No, no, no, no, no, no no no . Now this thing here, No cause concern, but It s just another story about a shark eating worms It s not a riddle, but subliminally catches on How one little lie can turn into a bigger one When I was a young guppy in the sea You could see all the bigger fish picking on me Cause they knew I didn t really have the guard or bullet And the other sharks that have teeth sharper than me I m a never-ending story about a shark this big The load of kids that got an act for fizz So sit back, kick back with a bag of chips While I tell you bout something stupid I did CHORUS I m off to work but I m late [hey] But what can I say? [hey] I m cool with the boss and of course it s a payday We reachin the weekend and I ll be treatin my baby Typical day, dude s in the way But hey wait! Shark s in the water. Gotta duck in the corner til I m caught I m a talk and a walk where I wanna eatin' the seaweed. Sippin this green tea. Big fish in this small world. They ll all believe me For knocking a shark off, protecting my city They all grab my CD and now I m a popular rock star. Like it or not though. I m a marvelous artist. Working my hardest and becoming a starfish. Now what am I to do? The boss is on my back. I gotta follow his orders when sharks attack It s a dangerous scene. But I m a Rasta man Cross me and my brother, it will cost ya, man. And this little pip squeak is gettin on my nerves. So my tentacles should give him just what he deserves. So you better swim fast cause I m after ya And go and hide inside the mouth of a clam or somethin . Cause I m out and about. I m bad news. A henchman - a jellyfish with an attitude. So listen. Swim for your life cause I m on your tail So frightenin I scare a snail outta it s shell. CHORUS I love this liquid. I m silly when I m in it and I bet [This water we re standing in is wet. Duh .] What do you expect from me? I m a platinum Jack Dempsey. Trying to get a fee. And everybody know that I m the G of the sea. I just knocked this shark off. The dude tried to eat me. I guess he didn t like me. It might be because I m a Pisces. They always try to take me lightly. So why the trouble? I just wanna hustle and multiply bubbles and pump my muscles. I don t want to make a mistake cause these fishermen will set you up And I ain t fallin for the bait Daddy what are we gonna do with a fish with a tattoo? We re gonna eat him. What do you think? I m a lion fish with dreams of making it big. House in the ocean, three ugly kids. And why everybody keep on picking on me? I m the sexiest, prettiest fish in the sea. Heck no. I ain t nobody dish Cause I m in love with Angie the beautiful angelfish [kissing sound] Give me a kiss baby I m running from the white shark You are trying to make me crazy. CHORUS