Chamillionaire - Eatin'

[Intro] Oooh, that's right Oooh, that's right Ain't no captain saving, can't save 'em, so no need to be playa hating Oooh, that's right [Verse 1] So many cars, too many keys, I think I need a whole locker Said to get to me, she'll sleep with you, I ain't never met a ho like her From overseas, speak Portuguese, she be speaking English so proper I pull the cover up off the plate and I swear it's looking like lobster I'm making orders, not taking orders, I was never good at cooperating I'm too Kurupt, I Snoop Dogg, I Nate Dogg and I Dr. Dre 'em That money talk, well what it say? I'll let you know and this is all verbatim "Get the hoes to come to your shows, but don't give them dough and try not to date them" Look in my safe, no dough was missing, she want a cut, get no incision I'm starting up a new coalition of bosses that don't need no permission Not just the president, I'm a client I'm 5' 11", act like a giant Hop in the yacht and laid in the sun, the sun got me looking like I'm Hawaiian Grab passport, let's fast-forward and take a seat in my villa Got TVs that pop out the wall like Michael Jackson in Thriller Might do my thang if I let her hang, but she's got to know I can't be with her I told the girl if she want a Romeo then she better go and find P. Miller [Hook] Your Whip stays on big blades, these groupies talking 'bout freaking These chicks ain't gon' get saved, cause you ain't really no deacon Live Monday through Friday, like everyday's the weekend Your car paid and your rent paid, then you can say that you're eating Look at me, eating, eating Oooh, that's right Pretty women and nice cars, so every night is a wonderful night Look at me, eating, eating Oooh, that's right Grind hard so I shine hard, yeah I'll be a playa for life Ain't no captain saving, can't save 'em, so no need to be playa hating Oooh, that's right You got a girl you really love, don't stand there, go cuff her playa She can't stay here cause the same room ain't something that a sucka shares We eating good with no tupperwear, play with my paper, I double dare I give your girl a trip across the world and leave her in Dubai in her underwear Psych I would never do your girl like, that I be tapping on her curves like, smack If I took her all across the world, she'll probably tell me that she don't want her life, back And I've never been an undertaker, and plus I ain't tryn'a be the one to take her So much time spent overseas, the rude girl probably thought I was from Jamaica Can't take sand to the beach though, my macking game is so lethal I grip the tool and that wood like I just made a stop at Home Depot That's yo girl? She's all mine That's so foul, two free throws That's my fault, that's my bad You're all done, finito And she's showing her anatomy Wheel of Fortune, She can have the D Every day got her feeling like a fantasy Got your girlfriend wishing that her man was me Ay, feeling like you should have stayed in Be getting money all day but the money don't exchange hands Can't see through my Ray Bans If you're tryn'a play me then you never had a chance [Hook] [Outro] Oooh, that's right Oooh, that's right Ain't no captain saving, can't save 'em, so no need to be playa hating Oooh, that's right Grind hard so I shine hard, yeah, I'll be a playa for life