The Kinks - Headmaster

Headmaster, this is my confession. This time you won't be overjoyed, I have destroyed what little faith you had in me, I've been such a naughty boy. Headmaster I am at your mercy, I've been such a little fool. I've dishonored one who trusted me, I have broken all the rules. I've been with those naughty little girls again, Now those naughty little girls are going to put me to shame. I wish that I'd been born with a little more sense, This time it's a serious offense. I feel like an innocent victim, I feel that I just can't win. Headmaster please give me one chance, Please help me to act like a man. I've let down the school, I've broken all the rules, I've let down the side, I've committed a crime. Headmaster, this is my confession, I've been such a little fool. I've dishonored one who trusted me, I have broken all the rules. I've been such a little fool. Don't tell all my friends I bent over, Don't tell them you made me cry. Don't tell them I've been sacrificed, Don't tell all my friends or I'll die. Headmaster don't beat me I beg you, I know that I've let you down. Headmaster please spare me I beg you, Don't make me take my trousers down.