Methods Of Mayhem - Drunk Uncle Pete

TAKE YOUR CHRISTMAS LIGHTS DOWN YOU LAZY BUMB I LOOK ACROSS THE STREET AND I SEE YOUR WREATH IT REMINDS ME OF MY OLD DRUNK UNKLE PETE TAKE THE LAMPSHADE OFF YOUR NOT FUNNY BARF UP SOME TURKEY FROM YOUR DRUNK YUMMY TUMMY TRY TO PLAY POKER BUT YOU CANT READ THE CARDS LYIN CHEATIN STEALIN BRAINS WORKING TOO HARD DRUNK UNKLE PETE CAN’T STAND ON TWO FEET HE’S WHISKEY HE’S A SHOT GLASS HE’S A FORTY OUNCE HE’S FAMILY THAT’S RIGHT DRUNK UNKLE PETE CAN’T FIND THE DOOR HE IS MUMBLING AND A STUMBLING DRUNK UNKLE PETE CHRISTMAS IN THE PARK GETTING DRUNK AFTER DARK FOURTH OF JULY IS A PAUSE FOR THE CAUSE HALLOWEEN SPOOKY DAY JACK DANIELS OK VALENTINES CHOCOLATE NICE AND EARLY TIMES ST. PATS DAY THAT’S OK FIRST OF JUNE DRUNK AGAIN NOT A HOLIDAY LOST A FINGER LOST A LIMB WASN’T IN THE WAR LET’S DRINK SOME MORE DRUNK UNKLE PETE CAN’T STAND ON TWO FEET HE’S WHISKEY HE’S A SHOT GLASS HE’S A FORTY OUNCE HE’S FAMILY THAT’S RIGHT 12 PACK KNOCK IT BACK VICODINE AMBIEN LAST CALL ALCOHOL HURRY UP DRINK IT ALL CHECKS BOUNCING BABY CRYING GLASSES EMPTY LIVER DYING FAST WOMEN CHEAP COLOGNE EMPTY BOTTLE ALL ALONE