The Island - City

Sometimes [Ohhhh] Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon...) You don’t know how to express yourself so.. (The Lonely Island..) You just gotta sing.. (Akon) I just had sex! And it felt so good! (felt it so good) A woman let me put my penis inside her! I just had sex, and i’ll never go back..(never go back) to the not-havin’-sex ways of the past (The Lonely Island) Have you ever had sex? I have - it felt great! It felt so good when i did it with my penis A girl let me do it, it literally just happened.. Havin’ sex can make a nice man out the meanest! Never guess where I just came from - I had sex! If I had to describe the feeling: it was the best! When I had the sex man my penis felt great! And I called my parents right after I was done Oh hey, didn’t see you there. Guess what I just did? Had sex, undressed- saw her boobies and the rest Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing Nice of any girl ever- now sing! I just had sex! And it felt so good! (felt so good) A woman let me put my penis inside her! I wanna tell the world! To be honest I’m surprised she even wanted me to do it Doesn’t really make sense, but man screw it! I ain’t one to argue with a good thing She could be my wife- (that good?) The best 30 seconds of my life! I’m so humbled by a girl’s ability to let me do her ‘Cuz honestly I’d have sex with a pile of manure With that in mind, the soft, nice smellin’ girl’s better ‘Cuz she let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater (Akon) So this one’s dedicated to them girls That let us flop around on top of them! If you’re near or far whether short or tall we wanna thank you all for lettin’ us fuck you all! (The Lonely Island and Akon) She kept lookin’ at her watch- (Doesn’t matter, I had sex!) But I cried the whole time- (Doesn’t matter, I had sex!) I think she might of been a racist- (Doesn’t matter, I had sex!) She put a bag on my head- (Still counts) I just had sex! And my dreams came true- (dreams came true) So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes then you’re qualified to sing with me! I just had sex! [everybody sings] And it felt so good! (felt it so good) A woman let me put my penis inside her! ( I wanna tell the world) I just had sex, and I'll never go back..[never go back] to the not-havin’-sex ways of the past. yeahh...