Текст песни Steel Panther - That's What Girls Are For

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I wanna make one thing crystal clear When I want an ice old beer Get it real quick and say "yes, dear" Those are the words that I wanna hear We'll get along- you will see Focus on taking care of me You gotta make me a priority Cuz I'm a pretty bitchin' commodity Dear old dad, well now he's dead But when he was alive he always said "make those bitches take care of you - Cause that's what women were born to do!" That's what girls are for That's what girls are for! Cleaning, baking, hot love making That's what girls are for! That's what girls are for! Taking directions, giving me erections Do my laundry - pay my bills Crush my Oxycontin pills Clean the sheets where my manjuice spills On the weekend you can roto-till You'll see it's a way of life Do a good job and you can be my wife! Load my guns and sharpen my knife Just kidding you ain't gonna be my wife! Dear old dad, god rest his soul He'd wake up in the morning and smoke a bowl Smack my mom upside the head "make me an sangwich" is what he said [ From: ] Yeah That's what girls are for That's what girls are for Sewing, cooking, being good looking That's what girls are for That's what girls are for Love Me Rub Me Suck My Nubby! Anyone can see, when you're waiting on me - nothing makes me feel more alive! And I pray everyday that somehow we can stay stuck in 1955!! SOLO That's what girls are for Sing it with feeling! That's what girls are for Even my mom agrees! That's what girls are for That's what girls are for Wearing high heels and copping some feels That's what girls are for That's what girls are for Kissin Lickin tastes like chicken! That's what girls are for That's what girls are for Being real dumb, and making me cum! That's what girls are for That's what girls are for S My D and L my B's some more!!

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