Текст песни The Residents - Life Would Be Wonderful

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LIFE WOULD BE WONDERFUL Life would be wonderful Life would be wonderful If I was a little taller, If I was not quite so old, If my raincoat had a collar To help me keep away the cold. If my little mouse named Norman Was still alive inside the sock, He used to keep himself so warm 'n cozy In his cardboard box. Life would be wonderful Life would be wonderful If I had a nice location To sit where people passing by, Looked like they were on vacation And helped me buy some pecan pie. Life would be wonderful Life would be wonderful Life would be wonderful Life would be wonderful If I could afford a breakfast Of bacon, toast and scrambled eggs, If I hadn't been so reckless When I lost my other leg. If there was an open doorway Where I could be warm and dry, And visit with some memories That I made once upon a time... Life would be wonderful Life would be wonderful

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