Текст песни Steel Panther - Sexy Santa

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Ho ho ho! Santa's gettin' ripped and he's lost some weight He's on a low-carb diet and he's lookin' great He's got a sack full of rubbers and you better believe The ladies will be screaming on Christmas Eve! He delievers the sexy and he never fails The rest of the year he works at Chip and Dales! Sexy sexy santa He's got a bitchin' sled and some rock-hard abs Sexy sexy santa He knows you've naughty cuz he's keepin' tabs! In the back of his sleigh he's got some hoe hoe hoe's They're lickin' eggnog drippin' from his firehouse He traded little Prancer for an exotic dancer Yeah you can see his North Pole if you look at his pants-a! He's got a bitchin' red suit and he's totally buff He'll come to your house if you got a stocking to stuff! Sexy sexy santa He's kissin' girls under the camel toe Sexy sexy santa The elves are all horny and they're snortin' blow Sexy sexy santa It's the UK USA Brazil and Japan Sexy sexy santa Makin' love to every Chirstmas-lovin' woman and man! Suck it! Yeah he's spreadin' Christmas cheer To the Scrooges and the Grinches Here's your log- it's a chubby eleven inches! Naked on his reindeer [something] on booze Makin' love to Christians and renegade Jews! He's got a calander but only one day has an 'X' That leaves 364 days for sex! Sexy sexy santa More cusion for the pushin' gonna [something] Sexy sexy santa He's hot but he used to be a big fat cow! Sexy sexy santa All the little girls wanna sit on his lap Sexy sexy santa Get 'em riled up so they get free crap (crabs?) Wow! Little girl you wanna get a little Christmas inside of you tonight?

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