Текст песни The Residents - Killed At A Crossing

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KILLED AT A CROSSING She often did typewriting, Detective work and some  Sales of real estate while Discreetly living under Unassuming names. When the Wogglebug, A Pennsylvania train, Ran into a Ford, Mrs. Robert Folwell And Wilson Parker Page Perished instantly. The body of Mister Page Was carried a hundred feet, His arm was broken off And back was shattered, too. Mrs. Folwell's brains Were scattered down the track For quite a horrid distance For each and all to see. She often did typewriting, Detective work and some  Sales of real estate while Discreetly living under Unassuming names. The coroner said that Page Was worthless and incurred Only a few postcards Sent to him by girls. It seems that Mrs. Folwell  Attempted suicide She waded out ten feet From the Allegheny shore. Though it was not deep Her feet sank in the mire Causing her to fall, Face first into the mud. Her maiden name was Soulsby Before she came to wed Folwell in Philadelphia, Then left him after one day Living as his wife. She often did typewriting, Detective work and some  Sales of real estate while Discreetly living under Unassuming names. The Wogglebug did not Decrease its speed until It thrashed the errant auto, Leaving random relics Like leaves after the wind. She called herself Mrs Orwell And Mrs. Burton Bain And Arabella Campbell And Mrs. Arthur Payne.

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