Eminem - My Band ft.D12

I don't know dude. I think everyone's all jealous an shit, cuz Im like, the lead singer of the band, dude. And I think everybody's got a fuckin problem with me, dude. And they need to take it up with me after the show. (Chorus) Because, These chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands Cuz once I blow they know that Ill be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band (Eminem) So I get off stage right? Drop the mic Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like, 'Sup, ladies? My name's Slim Shady I'm the lead singer of D12 baby.' They're all like, 'Oh my God it's him! Becky Oh my fucking God it's Eminem! I swear to fucking God dude, you fucking rock Please Marshall please, let me suck your cock!' And by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous ESPECIALLY WHEN I DR?1?P THE BEAT AND DO MY OCUPELLAS All the chicks start yellin' All the hot babes Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage So like every single night they pick a fight with me But when we fight It's kinda like sibling rivalry Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me Dude I just think they're tryin to steal the light from me Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me Cuz I told him Jessica Albas my wife to be This rockstar shit is the life for me And all the other guys just despise me Because these (Chorus) My band, my band My band, my band My band, my band My band, my band MY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND BABY! (Swifty) You just want to see a nigga backwards dontcha? Hey man how come we dont rap on Protools? And smash these vocals and do a performance But we in a van, and he in a tour bus Don't want my autograph you's a liar No I'm Swift (Oh I thought you was Kuniva) And what the hell is wrong with our dressing room? Cuz our shit is lookin smaller than a decimal See I know how to rap, Its simple but All I did, was read a Russel Simins book So Im more intact, tryin to get on the map Doin jumpin jacks while gettin whipped on my back (Kuniva & Kon Artis) K:Look at Em little punk ass, thinkin he the shit KA:Yeah I know, man, by himself takin all the pics K:Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue Eminem:No, I had an interview Not you dude K:You gon be late for sound check KA:Man, I ain't goin to sound check K:But our mics are screwed up KA:And his always sound best You know what man? Ima say som'm K:Aiyo Em! Eminem:YOU GOT SOM'M TO SAY? KA:Man, nothin K:I thought you was about to tell him off, man whasup? KA:Man, Ima tell him when I feel like and man shut up You ain't even back me up and were supposed to be crew K:Man, I was 'bout to talk right after you, I swear! (I swear man!) (chorus) (Proof) They say the lead singers hot But the group is not Once they've sold our arenas to amusement parks Im gon let the world know that Proof is hot I should cut him mike off when the music starts Eminem:AIYO ITS- Proof:Ready to snap on a dumbass fan Every time I hear 'HEY DUDE I LOVE YOUR BAND!' We in a band bitch? We don't play instruments So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent Of these guys actin funny over area codes Eminem:Proof carry my bag! Proof:Bitch carry your own Can't make it to the stage security in the way Fans:WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? WHERE'S OBIE AND DRE? (Bizarre) Goddamnit Im sick of this group Its time for me to go solo and make some loot I told you I made the beats wrote all the raps til Kon Artis slipped me some crack Lose yourself video (I was in the back) Superman video (I was in the back) For the media, I got some suggestions Fuck Marshall, ask us some questions Like who is D12,