DANGERDOOM - Vats of Urine

[Intro: Ignignokt & Err] Behold y'all, the digital vats of urine Drink up bitches! Taste our liquid gold Err, you must respect yourself, forst you wreck yourself Hey man, you made a rhyme! Yes it is for I am a rap God, from beyond the moon [Verse: MF DOOM] Everybody talkin 'bout pistols, gats is boring He came with a new topic to flip you, vats of urine All pro, check the stats, his style scorin While you at it, double check that Cristal you're pourin Born of the pleads that needs a P in geniuses Broads don't see it since they don't got these conveniences Thank God there's not a ho in the studio When you gotta go, you gotta go Before you flow, make sure you practice or you losin You don't wanna miss and let the cactus get to oozin If any contestant splash, he's disqualified Even if one drip should slide down the bottle side Put a bum in a even better pickle Reality show, how far would you go to get a nickel? Let alone a buck Listen by the window, you can hear him moanin - yuck! Remember, tomorrow is garbage day It's not the kind of stuff you want to save and harbor away Once it gets ripened and fermented It takes on a bouquet that I should say is naturally scented Tempted by an empty can of Guinness Or waiting until we get there, say two or three minutes Yeah, when it's fresh, it's sterile Some say digestible, even edible If you was stranded out to sea, alone and in trouble Survive dehydration, guzzle your own cup full Some day you may even show your son how To use it to make potassium nitrate for gunpowder Funded by friends of ours who's generous Join us next time when we discuss disgusting enemas [Outro: Err & Ignignokt] He's like a rap God He's like a big log, that you find in your toilet (fo' real!) Bow down and suck his knees! And I am about to kick it all up in here Stand by for kicking! I am the kicker, Err, not you, you kick elsewhere This sucks man, I'm bored (me too!)