Jethro Tull - Cross-Eyed Mary

Who would be a poor man, a beggarman, a thief -- If he had a rich man in his hand. And who would steal the candy From a laughing baby's mouth If he could take it from the money man. Cross-eyed Mary goes jumping in again. She signs no contract But she always plays the game. Dines in Hampstead village On expense accounted gruel, And the jack-knife barber drops her off at school. Laughing in the playground -- gets no kicks from little boys: Would rather make it with a letching grey. Or maybe her attention is drawn by Aqualung, Who watches through the railings as they play. Cross-eyed Mary finds it hard to get along. She's a poor man's rich girl And she'll do it for a song. She's a rich man stealer But her favour's good and strong: She's the Robin Hood of Highgate -- Helps the poor man get along.