Smash Mouth - Story Of My Life

I get to the party, but I'm too late And I got stood up on my very first date I listen to country and everybody goes rock I get to the dance floor, that's when the music stops It doesn't matter what I do, I just can't seem to win But here I go again And I say Hey that's the story of my life I had a good plan but it didn't go right Oh no I'm overdrawn I check my account and the money's all gone Why me I don't know what to think I finally get aboard and the whole boat sinks Seems to be the story of my life I pick a slot machine and lose it all again But when I walk away, someone else always wins When she finally calls me, I forget my phone And when I'm starving, you know the kitchen's closed It doesn't matter what I try, it all ends the same And here I go again Hey that's the story of my life I had a good plan but it didn't go right Oh no I'm overdrawn I check my account and the money's all gone Why me I don't know what to think I finally get aboard and the whole boat sinks Seems to be the story of my life Just when it seems like it's turnin' 'round for me There's always something that ends up happening I found my car but I can't find my keys I get to the party a little too late And once again the music stops to play Hey that's the story of my life I had a good plan but it didn't go right Oh no I'm overdrawn I check my account and the money's all gone Why me I don't know what to think I finally get aboard and the whole boat sinks Seems to be the story of my life