Paul Kuhn + Die Raver - Es Gibt Kein Bier Auf Hawaii

English Lyrics to Es gibt kein beer auf Hawaii (There is no beer on Hawaii) There is no beer on Hawaii, there is no beer That’s why I’m not going to Hawaii, that’s why I’m staying here. It’s so hot on Hawaii, no cool spot And thirst doesn’t disappear by hula-hula alone. My fiancée is called Marianne, we’ve been engaged for 12 years. She really wants me to become a man, she’s even threatened me with legal action. We would have gotten married a long time ago if there didn’t have to be a honeymoon, Because she wants to go to Hawaii, yeah, she wants Hawaii and that’s hard for me to take. There is no beer on Hawaii, there is no beer That’s why I’m not going to Hawaii, that’s why I’m staying here. It’s so hot on Hawaii, no cool spot And thirst doesn’t disappear by hula-hula alone. Yeah, if she’d come with me to Pilsen, we would have been married long ago, But all my pleas and oaths go unheard year after year. She always sings new songs about the palm trees and blue sea, Because she wants to go to Hawaii, yeah, she wants Hawaii and that’s hard for me to take. There is no beer on Hawaii, there is no beer That’s why I’m not going to Hawaii, that’s why I’m staying here. It’s so hot on Hawaii, no cool spot And thirst doesn’t disappear by hula-hula alone. (x3) - See more at: