Tech N9ne - Klusterfuk

[Intro: Tech N9ne] I was born in november, 8th day 1971st y'all 9 oclock in the mornin, a christian girl in kansas city gave birth y'all She taught the kid how to love and give all praises to our maker till the earth fall Then mama married a muslim when I was 12 and that transition was the worst y'all I converted to Islam but every once in awhile I read a bible verse y'all How am I to refrain from eatin pork and havin christmas when I thirst all All of this it was blended many religions plenty women got my shirt y'all At home no longer attended when I was 17 I bounced like a nerf ball [Verse: Tech N9ne] Yeeeeah Spit it big quick My day, I slay, pie may, trick don't get a bitch hit (questionable) I'm mastering it, I'm flyin around with equipment Really big time and now I'm not fittin this bitch I'm ridin around and I'm grittin it To the people the people that want the evil I'm givin you, that and a couple others a KLUS-TER-FUK Of a brother which you discover to KRUSH-MUCKS-UP In the gutter cause I'm a thug and they TOUGH-JUST-STRUCK On you MUUHFUCKAS I'll be the BLOOD BROTHA givin you LOVE FROM the SLUG if you BUG on a NIGGA TUG on a trigger no HUGS I'm a kiss her with GRUNGES and PLUG her with DRUGS when I give her DICK Fatherly, when I spit on these kiddies don't bother me In the brown and red dickies, Mahogany Red all over me like I hit an artery Fuck all of these, hypocrites, lick a dick, Just swallow me If you follow me and wanted to abolish me When I'm honestly, a straight oddity I'm just twisted, non-fictitious, on this wicked, shit spit it big quick Ready whenever machete will sever the head or be dead up in the lake or in the metal and big thick bricks Pucker up, suck this nutter butter gutter slut If you wonder what is uttered this is KLUSTERFUK Ever seen a nigga with hella followers and they love a nigga so much he be wantin to tell them to kill HA HA HA HA HAAAA, and they will So ya better watch that, no this ain't a shock tactic got that bit down to the grill Heheheheheheheeeeh, WAY REAL I got the shit that get the crowd jumpin My shit a lotta thumpin silly just like a DRUNKEN MONKEY Nigga we PUNKIN FLUNKIES Killa we KRUNK N FUNKY Uhh... PUMPING CHUNKY Uhh... BOOTY BITCHES IN THE BUNK WITH A DONKEY EH! [Bridge: Tech N9ne] Crazy, I might be way in my psyche laid as a bright p.a Playin, they wanna fight me, they don't really like me, they gonna not replay Yeah I'm good and a little bit of evil Inside of me, they about equal Call it a bust, when I'm all in a rut I'm a Klusterfuk, nigga y'all are just FECAL Growin up low enough, musta sucked PEOPLE Call me what? call me a Klusterfuk FECAL Growin up low enough, musta sucked PEOPLE Call me what? call me a Klusterfuk [Outro: Tech N9ne] By a landslide my energy Will kill a man why try mimic me Cause the fans tied identically Love it when the fans buy my memories By a landslide my energy Will kill a man why try mimic me Cause the fans tied identically Love it when the fans buy my memories By a landslide my energy, (Growin up low enough, musta sucked) Will kill a man why try mimic me Cause the fans tied identically, (Call me what? call me a Klusterfuk) Love it when the fans buy my memories By a landslide my energy, (Growin up low enough, musta sucked) Will kill a man why try mimic me Cause the fans tied identically, (Call me what? call me a Klusterfuk) Love it when the fans buy my memories