The Divine Comedy - Something For The Weekend

She said 'There's something in the woodshed and I can hear it breathing it's such and eerie feeling, darling' He said 'There's nothing in the woodshed It's your imagination end of conversation, darling' Something in his heart told him to come clean He was not who he claimed to be Someting in his genes told him to pretend 'Twas something for the weekend But she said 'There's someting in the woodshed I know because I saw it I can't simply ignore it, darling So he said 'Now baby don't be stupid Get this into your sweet head There ain't nothing in the woodshed (except maybe some wood)' Something in his heart told him to come clean He was not who he claimed to be Something in his genes told him to pretend 'Twas something for the weekend 'I'll go all the way with you if you'll only do the same for me - go and see If it's nothing like you say then you can have your wicked way with me He went down to the woodshed They came down hard on his head Gagged and bound and left for dead When he woke she was gone with his car and all of his money