Tankard - Masters Of Farces

Masters of farces! We rule the universal Masters of farces! Cowboys and millionaires! We are the righteous! (We're the righteous!) Who knows what's good for you! We are the virtuous! (We're the virtuous!) Flip-flopping, Oops Bad Newt! Welcome to the biggest freak show That the world has ever seen Sex affairs, lies and eyewash Welcome to the primaries The global warming Nowhere to be found Where facts don't matter And delusions count Gaffes and brain-freezes in public Circus clowns f?r candidates? Piling up disgracing moments Howlers in TV debates Masters of farces! We rule the universe! Masters of farces! Cowboys and millionaires! We are the righteous! (We're the righteous!) Who knows what's good for you! We are the virtuous! (We're the virtuous!) Flip-flopping, Oops Bad Newt! Voters are the only losers Trusting in those hypocrites Double Standard? Lower taxes? Think again and use your wits The global warming Nowhere to be found Where facts don't matter And delusions count Arguing whose wife's the finest Promising moon-colonies Are these people kinda bonkers? Sameone help the Grand Old "P" Masters of farces! We rule the universe! Masters of farces! Cowboys and millionaires! We are the righteous! (We're the righteous!) Who knows what's good for you! We are the virtuous! (We're the virtuous!) Flip-flopping, Oops Bad Newt! The global warming Nowhere to be found Where facts don't matter And delusions count Masters of farces! We rule the universe! Masters of farces! Cowboys and millionaires! We are the righteous! (We're the righteous!) Who knows what's good for you! We are the virtuous! (We're the virtuous!) Flip-flopping, Oops Bad Newt! Masters of farces! We rule the universe! We are the virtuous! (We're the virtuous!) Flip-flopping, Oops Bad Newt!