South Park - Kyle's Mom's A Bitch

(Tell ya about Kyle's momma) (Straight outta tailer, Joe C) Kyle's Momma is a big fat bitch She's the biggest bitch I know and she stinks like shit Remember back in the day when she was skinny Now she's fugly but still think she's pretty I just laugh and walk on past sayin "Shit God Damn thats a big fat ass" f**k that slut she's a big fat trick but I still let her suck this 10 foot dick Joe C I'm a crazy hit down with Kid Rock and his South Park clique I don't know much, but I know this shit Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch She's a three toed, stank ass, cross-eyed bitch My homie named Kyle lives up the block he's got a big fat mom, that sucks my cock non-stop she's a sight to see a real sloppy bitch does right by me she might be the best suck in the mountains 10 times a week but shit, who's countin'? I'm astounded by the things she does she's the suckinest, f**kinest, freak there ever was she ain't a slut she's a super groupy and I past that bitch around like a dooby I don't know much, but I know this Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch She's a three toed, stank ass, cross-eyed biiitch (Tell 'em Joe) I'm Joe C The C stands for Cool I might be a f**k But I ain't no fool I just rode from South Park to Golda Cuz Kyle's mom's trippin' on X, so I bulled her Then I sold her, cause I'm like that little freak ass pimp, but you know that I just mad, caught tracks like a puppy Colorado bitches ain't shit but yuppies Whuddup, I'm the J-O-E To the motha f**kin sea in the place to be I don't know what, but I know this Kyle's momma is a big fat biaaaaatch Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch She's a three toed, stank ass, cross-eyed biiiiiiiiiiitch (Heheheh... yup) (unknown chatter) (This goes out to al the fat bitches in the world) (unknown chatter)