LL Cool J - American Girl

March, march, march, march Boomdizzle, baby Way back in 1776 Who would have thought we would have had these chicks Sum kinda slim and some extra thick They make me feel so patriotic Man, American girls are something to see I bet Thomas Jefferson would love B E T This is a celebration all across the land Light the fireworks, bring out the marching band Uncle L, I love the heart land South Carolina, they lookin' so tan Out in Kansas, they so outlandish Up in Nebraska, I know whatcha after Bubble baths and Budweiser, joy and laughter A good ol' boy that's not tryin' to gas ya American girl, no doubt who the best are I get harder, faster than a car in Nascar Make more reveal, I wanna ride again The red coats are comin', fuck it, let 'em in The king of England woulda left us alone If he saw Jessica Simpson eat an ice cream cone Teeny bikinis, red, white and blue American girl, I salute you From Massachusetts to Albuquerque Back to the Mid West, as sweet as the dessert be I see you out there dancing Looks like you need romancing You're my American girl, American girl You know I wanna hold you Here's something you can roll to You're my American girl, American girl March ladies (Left, left, left, right, left) March ladies (Right, right, right, left, right) March ladies (Left, left, left, right, left) March ladies (Right, right, right, left, right) March ladies I'm so glad that French helped us out Now you're free to walk around and let your cleavage bounce The Founding Fathers would've been hot and bothered Watching boomdizzle, you know what I'm talking about From Philadelphia to Illinois, St. Louis, Alabama Country Gramma Queens, New York, Detroit to Montana Today's your day girl, let's raise the banner Benjamin Franklin, I so wanna thank him Take a look at these girls, they the best in the world Blonds and brunettes, redheads with curls March with me girl and let your baton twirl Champagne corks were bursting in the air Gave prove through the night, my girls were still there I'm a drum major, leading you to the flavor Go ahead and shake whatcha mama gave ya Oh, oh, say can you see By the dawns early light Party with me every night Let down your hands, alright Whatever you do, don't lose this all fast I'ma have to fly my flag at half mass You go girl, you make me wanna holler Take George off and put your boobs on the dollar I see you out there dancing Looks like you need romancing You're my American girl, American girl You know I wanna hold you Here's something you can roll to You're my American girl, American girl March ladies (Left, left, left, right, left) March ladies (Right, right, right, left, right) March ladies (Left, left, left right, left) March ladies (Right, right, right, left, right) March ladies I'm the master of the ceremony, go ahead, yell Put your hand in the air, bring the liberty bell I give you the John Hancock if you don't tell Let's have the Boston Tea party, what the hell Celebrate the day Crispus Attucks fell So we could use our parts and rock to LL 36 double D's never troubled me Thank god that Columbus made that discovery The queen of Spain, spends some change Now Paris Hilton is pushing the range Stars ride by while the chauffeur's drive But all you girls with 9 to 5's dance with pride This is the USA, great to be alive Great watch the videos with them big ol' thighs Brown and blue-green and hazel eyes All directed straight towards the prize Any shape or size, all different types survive Around the way girls, ready to ride Farmers daughter on the John Deer with pride Conservative blue bloods, intellige