Harry Nilsson - Coconut

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime His sister had another one, she paid it for the lime She put the lime in the coconut, she drank 'em both up (3x) Put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up, and said Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said Doctor, to relieve this bellyache, I said Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said Doctor, to relieve this bellyache Now let me get this straight Put the lime in the coconut, you drank 'em both up (3x) Put the lime in the coconut, you called your doctor, woke him up, and said Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said Doctor, to relieve this bellyache, I said Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said Doctor, to relieve this bellyache You put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em both together Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both up Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime His sister had another one, she paid it for the lime She put the lime in the coconut, she drank 'em both up Put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up, and said Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said Doctor, to relieve this bellyache, I said Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said Now let me get this straight You put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em both up (3x) Put the lime in the coconut, you're such a silly woman Put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em both together Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both down Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning Woo-oo, ain't there nothin' you can take, I said Woo-oo, to relieve your bellyache, you said Woo-oo, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said Woo-oo, to relieve your bellyache, you say Yeah-ah, ain't there nothing I can take, I say Wow-ow, to relieve this bellyache, I said Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said (3x) Doctor, you're such a silly woman Put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em both together Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both up Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the mo-o-ornin' Yes, you call me in the morning If you call me in the morning I'll tell you what to do {repeat to fade}