Special Ed - I Got it Made

*verse 1* Im your idol, the highest title, numero uno Im not a puerto rican, but Im speakin so that you know And understand I got the gift of speech And its a blessin, So listen to the lesson I preach I talk sense condensed into the form of a poem Full of knowledge from my toes to the top of my dome Im kinda young--but my tongue speaks maturity Im not a child, I dont need nothin for security I get paid when my record is played--to put it short I got it made *verse 2* Im outspoken-- My language is broken into a slang But its just a dialect that I select when I hang I play it cool--cuz coolin is all that Im about Just foolin wit tha girlies, yes Im bustin it out Im special ed and you can tell by the style that I use Im creatively superior, yo--i never lose I never lost cuz Im the boss I never will cuz Im still The champion, chief one, wont lose until-- I choose Which I wont cuz I dont retreat Ill run you over like a truck and leave you dead in the street Youre invitin me, a titan to a battle--why? I dont need your respect cuz i-- Got it made *verse 3* Im talented, yes Im gifted Never boosted, never shoplifted I got the cash, but maoney aint nothin Make a million dollars every record that I cut and-- My name is special ed and Im a super-duper star Ever other week I get a brand new car Got twenty, thats plenty yet I still want more Kinda fond of honda scooters--got seventy-four I got the riches--to fulfill my needs Got land in the sand of the west indies Even got a little island of my very own-- I gotta frog--a dog with a solid gold bone An accountant to account the amount I spent Gotta treaty with tahiti cuz I own a percent Got gear out wear--to everyday Boutiques from france to the u.s.a. And I make all the money from the rhymes I invent So it really doesnt matter--how much I spent, because, yo I make fresh rhymes--daily You burn me--really? Think, just blink and I made--a million rhymes Just imagine if you blinked-- a million times Damn Id be paid-- I got it made *verse 4* Im kinda spoiled Cuz everything I want I got made I wanted gear--got everything from cotton to suede I wanted lead--i didnt beg I just got laid My hair was growin too long, so I got me a fade And when my dishes got dirty, I got cascade When the weather was hot, I got a spot in the shade Im wise because I rise to the top of my grade Wanted peace on earth, so to God I prayed Some kids across town thought I was afraid They couldnt harm me-- I got the army brigade Im not a trader If what you got is greater Ill trade But maybe later cuz my waiter made potato -n- alligator souflee-- I got it made