NOFX - Cool And Unusual Punishment

Absolute shibari, cold noodles and hot sake The mistress bar in Roppongi is the place For Japanese hardcore, not the kind you’re gonna find at the record store Not the kind designed for the kind hearted Do not pass go, do not get bail Go directly to Osaka Jail Where you get locked or drunk under the table For just under 10,000 yen You can visit hell and come back again For the process of hurting and healing Cake and candle wax dessert It’s not fun ‘til someone gets hurt Who’s the next to get hung from the ceiling So if you want rewards and consequence They got the cool and unusual punishments Get on your knees for Japanese instruction Rope and Cigarette burns, forget about any health concerns This is pure assisted self-destruction Kanpai and bottoms up, unhelping hands hogtie you up One bad deed surely deserves another Bruised from bamboo caning Coming home try explaining this to your significant other Good fucking luck…