Ugly Kid Joe - Jesus Rode A Harley

My superstars were laced up tight And all the sinners were gathered in white The pearly gates were opened up wide And the Lord must have seen me with his big red eyes So I stepped out to the clouds The holy father was getting down And as I ordered a round of drinks He said I got a little story tell me what you think Moses used to sniff the lines Noah used to rock the boat sometimes Mary used to get undone Jesus rode a Harley Davidson All the angels were gathered around Leather boots and lace night gowns And one started to kiss my feet She said the Lord got a red light on at every street My superstars were laced up tight And all the sinners were gathered in white The pearly gates were opened up wide And the Lord must have seen me with his big red eyes