Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently

This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do Sometimes you've got to make some love And fuckin give her some smoochies too Sometimes ya got to squeeze Sometimes you've got to say please Sometime you've got to say hey I'm gonna Fuck you softly I'm gonna screw you gently I'm gonna hump you sweetly I'm gonna ball you discreetly And then you say hey I bought you flowers And then you say wait a minute sally I think I got somethin in my teeth Could you get it out for me That's fuckin teamwork Whats your favorite posish? That's cool with me Its not my favorite But I'll do it for you Whats your favorite dish? Im not gonna cook it But ill order it from Zanzibar And then I'm gonna love you completely And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly And then I'll fucking bone you completely But then I'm gonna fuck you hard Hard ___________________________________ E A D G B e D x-x-o-2-3-2 F#m x-x-4-6-7-5 Em x-x-2-4-5-3 A(ii) x-0-2-0-2-2 Opening E------------------------------------------ A--------------------------------0--------- D--0---------4---------2----------2-------- G-----2--2------6--6------4--4-----0------- B----3--3-3----7--7-7----5--5-5------2----- e---2--2------5--5------3--3--------2------ (picking) D F#m Em A(ii) Dont always have to fuck her hard, in fact sometimes thats not right, to do D F#m Em A(ii) Sometimes you got to make some love, and fuckin giver some smoochy smooch (The opening picking plays throught most of the song except for whats below and a few other times) (strumming) Bm G Bm G Sometimes you have to squeeze, sometimes you have to say please D A Somtimes you have to say hey (Picking) D F#m Em A(ii) Im gonna fuck you softly, im gonna screw you gently D F#m Em A(ii) Im gonna hump you sweetly, im gonna ball you discretly (strumming) Bm G And then you'll say hey I brought you flowers D A And then you'll say wait a minute Sally Bm G I think i got somethin in my teeth D A Will you get it out for me, Thats fuckin teamwork (picking) D F#m What's your favorite posish? Em A(ii) That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you. D F#m What's your favorite dish? Em A(ii) I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar! (strumming) Bm G And then I'm gonna love you completely, D A and then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly, Bm G and then I'll fucking bone you completely. D A C D But then I'm gonna fuck you hard! Hard. _____________________________________ Tabulated By John Ware [email protected] 23/12/02 e|---2-----2-----------5-----5-----------3----3-----------------0---------------| B|-----3-----3-----------7-----7-----------5----5-------------2-----------------| G|-------2-----2-----------6-----6-----------4----4---------0-------------------| D|-0-------------0---4-------------4---2------------------2---------------------| A|------------------------------------------------------0-----------------------| E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| e|---2-----2-----------5-----5-----------3----3-----------------------0---------| B|-----3-----3---3-------7-----7-----------5----5---------2-----2h3-----2h3-----| G|-------2-----2-----------6-----6-----------4----4---------2-------2-----------| D|-0-----------------4-------------4---2----------------------2-----------------| A|------------------------------------------------------0-----------------------| E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|