Roger Taylor - A Nation Of Haircuts

God help us all we're a nation of haircuts How can you ever stand tall in a nation of haircuts We don't make ships and we don't make cars But we look real good hangin' out in bars You better never grow old in a nation of haircuts Or you'll be out in the cold in a nation of haircuts No point of view in a nation of haircuts Fashion rules in a nation of haircuts Check your shoes Check your hair Last weeks thing - oh dear But we salute you All you groovy dudes Yeah we salute you You're so fucking cool Check your threads, check your cred but you better not smile Don't move too quick, you might spoil your hairstyle No point of view in a nation of haircuts Fashion rules in a nation of haircuts Check your shoes Check your hair Looking good - yeah But we salute you All you groovy dudes Yeah we salute you You're so fucking cool You gotta drink the right drink in a nation of haircuts You better watch what you think in a nation of haircuts No point of view in a nation of haircuts Fashion rules in a nation of haircuts A nation of haircuts (Mine's a saucer of cream)