KMFDM - Intro

Welcome back, here we go again A beautiful girl and some dirty old men Before we continue the task at hand Let’s go ahead and introduce the band From the land of volcanoes The lovely Lucia Her voice will fill you with wonder and fear She screams like a banshee and she moves like a cat I could tell you much more but let’s leave it at that The Lord of Lard The mighty swine He loves manchego and a bottle of wine Also known as Raymond Watts He screams out his lungs while his brain slowly rots The one and only, the great Steve White His morals are loose but his shirts are tight Challenged by few and rivaled by none He's a low down dirty son of a gun This is the biscuits crux Solid rock against the flux Ultra heavy beat deluxe KMFDM forever sucks Here's your voice from the underground Get ready for another round Nothing new, it's the same old shit If it works this good why fuck with it? Andy Selway, the master of skins Frequently found screwing chicks behind bins His hobbies include but are not limited to Things you and I would rather not do And here we have Jules, the king of guitar He's only at home when he's inside a bar Rings and spikes and chains and tattoos He breeds new life forms inside his shoes This is the biscuits crux Solid rock against the flux Ultra heavy beat deluxe KMFDM forever sucks Here's your voice from the underground Get ready for another round Nothing new, it's the same old shit If it works this good why fuck with it? I am Kap'n K, the korrupter of youth My word is gospel of the honest truth I am the father of industrial rock And if you don't believe me you can suck my glock