Johnny Rebel - Who Likes A Nigger

L.B.J. was a-flyin' one morn' Over south Louisiana...feeling forlorn When he looks down below, and what does he see? Two cajuns pullin' a nigger on ski's! So he lands, and says, "Thanks for helping your black brother!" And them two cajuns just looked at each other And said, "He might be smart, but I'll tell you something..." "He don't know a thing about alligator huntin'!" O-wop-bop-bam-bam Who likes a nigger? o-wop-bop-bam-bam (CHORUS) Who likes a nigger? o-wop-bop-bam-bam Who likes a nigger? And the hatin', everybody, is a-gettin' much bigger Rich man travelin' down thru the South Stopped in Mississippi to get a tooth pulled out When he paid the doctor the charges due He said "My nigger chauffer's got a bad tooth, too" "Well, I'll pull it...", said the doc, "but you'd better not holler! Cause I'll have to charge you $200.00 Cause here in Mississippi he can't open his mouth We'll have to go thru his bottom, to get the thing out!" Chorus There ain't much difference 'tween a nigger and a donkey 'Bout as much between an ape and a monkey Ones a little bigger, but you gotta agree There's not very much more that you can see. But a mule earns his livin' by the sweat of his neck While a nigger sits down and draws a gov't check The nigger should be smarter, as a general rule But in a spelling contest, I'd pick the mule! Chorus