Necro - The Asshole Anthem

Intro Cooke: "Fuck you asshole!" Matrix: "Fuck you asshole." Chorus x2 (Ani DiFranco - Used To You): I'm still here because I got nothing else to do You're an asshole but I'm getting used to you I like the fact that you talk incessantly I got a thing for assholes who tell good stories Verse 1: I'm an asshole That's why I'm singing it I wanna fuck your asshole and stick a finger in it Grab my pole, hoe Suck the head out I'm mad cold, bitch Fuck or get out! I'm not your friend Unless you're my fuck buddy You got your period? I'll fuck you bloody Study the tactics of an asshole It takes practice to mack like this You're just an average, frustrated chump Dumb basterd Masturbating hump Telling her she's beautiful is unsuitable You're better off calling her a doodie bowl Negative shit will get you in bed with her quicker Fuck with her head Women are sick I might not put any work in While you jerkin' off _______ your mack huntin' I don't cum quick so I might not squirt for an hour from now I admit it I'm a jerk Check my Blackberry while you slurp Show you no respect cause you're a herpes lurch Using teeth Wack head game So I smack you and choke you into the bed frame You like the way I keep shit hard & gutter Cause you're a pussy fart cutter Chorus x1 Verse 2: When you stick your bum out You make me wanna dumb out If I'm an asshole, You're the shit that comes out You want fake D-cups? Street puppies A mansion? Fuck you! GIve me a pre-nup Before she gets half of the math I'll cut her in half and laugh Divorce her from her torso The art of seduction Her private parts in conjunction I'm trying to fuck skins Like Beecher You're a herb Lonely male I'll teach you the proverbial Holy Grail A female creature Treat ya the way you teach her to teach ya Don't be frail My nuggets of wisdom Your ___________________ __________________ buckets of jizzm I'll fuck you like a thug in prison Make you suck it like a slut organism Got love sick female stalkers They love dick Treat 'em like streetwalkers in public Realize this Women are prizes I want mine ________ Nice sized large tits Don't be a sucker There's beautiful women everywhere Ready to pucker At the coffee shop, the office, the gym or the street Lookin' to meet Go find her and fuck her Chorus x1 "You're an asshole, man."