Crustaceanation

Balloons

Bowlski

Classic Rock

The Wizard Punches His Manager In The Fuckin' THROAT, Dude!

Them Blue Dog Blues.

There's This Schizophrenic Dude That Comes Into My Work All The Time. Usually All He Does Is Try To Test My Patience, But Today He Came In And Said "Hey, You're One Of Those Kids That Aren't Too Sociable, Aren't You?"

... You Should Hear The Shit I Say About You In My Head When I'm Driving Home Drunk At 3 In The Morning...

When You Get Older, I Hope You Become As Sexy As Your Dad.

"'Aphasic Celebration' Would Be A Cool Song Title If I Was A Box That Was Filled To The Brim (And Possibly Overflowing) With Tools" Would Be A Killer Song Titles If Wasn't Too Busy Thinking About Fucking Your Dad To Think About It.

Rubber Skull

Since Jason Betz Is Such A Nice Guy For Getting Me A Towel On March 15Th, 2012 At 5:59 Pm, I'm Going To Name This Song "Fist Fucking Your Dad's Dirty Mouth" In His Honor

Born Sick

The Wizard Chills The Fuck Out For A Second And Plays Some Demon's Crest

Paul Masvidals All The Way Down

Feedback

Charizard But An Alien Instead (Feat. Elephant)

Ballrooms

The Wizard Plays "Super Metroid" For The First Time In 2 Millenia And Speed Runs It In 3-Hours And Then Wonders If Things Actually Change.

The Meta-Wolf Attempts Quantum Suicide

Garfield Would Be Funny If Instead Of A Cat, It Was About Your Dad, And I Was His Owner, And It Was About Us Fucking All Of The Time.

Grown Ass Man

... And I'm Convinced That Your Positive Thoughts Of Me Are What's Preventing Me From Being Arrested.

Boy With The "Girl With The Dragon Tattoo" Tattoo

Purple Thing And The Claw Machine Pt. 8, Adventures Though Time, Space, And Cereal.

You're Such A Drag

Is This Real Fox?

Spider With The "Boy With The 'Girl With The Dragon Tattoo' Tattoo" Tattoo

Daytime, Bitches

A Cat And A Fence And Some Other Stuff

Pluto